Do you know how I got that name? Does your Mom call you that????....do you realize that it sounds just like the word Piglet? like the fictional cartoonage of Winnie the Pooh.....
And if not.....I have been calling you a little pig.....and that is not very nice......your not a pig.......you can be a pig.......But your not......your a nice boy....well.........sometimes....when I like you.......other times...........not so much........But Julianna has made you a better boy......Not a good boy still .......just a better.....more....... normal boy......
Did you get that? Mike and I say Happy Birthday..... How old are you now? Old right? whatever old man!........I hope you have a good day and a happy birthday!
I just thought I'd add a few things not to do on your birthday....
Or sleep in your friends bed.............Bad and gross...very gross.....
No matter how much money your friends pay you...Dressing up like spider-man.... never a good idea.....Even on your Birthday!
Or a bunny...... You may look furry, cuddly and pink...but the chicks...won't dig it!
Well....... she will....Wink...;) Wink ;)
Have a great birthday! We love ya!
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Thanks for all that. Sorry I didn't reply to your text I was in a movie, but thanks.
Disgusting!
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