Merry christmas to all!!!!

The Kids really made a haul with there presents this year!
Alot of it was due to the fact that the grandparents spoil them! But great more the merryier!

Merry Christmas to all!

So here is a picture of the Wolfleys crazy Christmas! All of the kids got new Pajamas and teddy bears...It is so hard to get them all to stay place, so this is what you get!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC . "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS . "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER . "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of l ess fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING . "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT . "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM . "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

Friends are like ice cream.....

Friends are like ice cream

This is for my friends who feel bad...I think that this is a better way to thinking of it......

You go into a ice cream store.....Say Baskin and Robins.....You look around...and say....... you have never had ice cream before Or maybe just once or twice. You have only tried butter rum........and pistachio......There OK.... Just not your favorite. So do you go in and pick butter rum because you feel bad....Or do you go in and try new flavors more to your liking.

So lets say you have tried all 31 flavors......Your favorite is vanilla bean and chocolate mint, But you do occasionally like to have cookie dough and pumpkin ......you just have to be in the right kinda mood for them.....

SO when you walk into baskin and robins.....Do you feel bad that you are not eating Butter rum or pistachio because they were the first flavors you tried?

How well do Pistachio and chocolate mint go together? Vanilla bean pretty much works with anyone.....But that chocolate mint, doesn't always mix so well.....And that butter rum leaves a funny taste is your mouth, forget mixing it with anything. It just taints everything.

Some ice creams you just like more than others.....Nothing is wrong with that......JUST LIKE FRIENDS.....

Go vote for us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Click on 2007 Holiday lights box

Scroll down to poll and vote for us! NOW GOOOOO DOOOO IT!

And if you have more than one computer......Vote twice......

Thank you Love The Wolfleys

Made a Christmas list, checked it twice.....NOTHING THEY WANT IS ON IT!

Their Christmas List......


So we took the kids to see Santa at the mall......(it's alot like eastport plaza, but with all of the AE, ambecrombie, Gap and old navy)


So we lost Brodie twice......The first time he ended up on Santa's lap in front of everyone and the second time he ended up in a jewelery shop. I swear....NO NO REALLY I DO.....

This year no one was afraid of Santa, they all just wanted candy.



But over herd them telling Santa there Christmas list......


Gracie's....
I want.......Candy
Polly pockets.......(Nope I didn't get that)
A scooter.....(nope, not that one either)
A barbie movie...(nope.....)
Princess shirt ( REALLY NO)
AND THE BIG ONE OF GRACIE'S LIST a horse (WHAT DO YOU THINK?)




Hannah
I want.....Candy
Polly pockets....(NO)
A swimming doll ( NOT even Sure what that is)
Coloring book ( cheap so I should have gotten that one, BUT I DIDN'T)
Pretend hair????( OK.... SO NO and really who asks for this any way)
Princess dresses (no.....First year)



Brodie

I want
Candy......
A Truck..... (Well not a truck..... per say)
candy (OK this is one I can handle)



So out of their Christmas list....I manage to get ONE right....Candy

Sucks for them....... I am NOT going back out there and getting different stuff.....

It was so much easier when we could buy them dollar tree stuff and they had NO idea.

Happy 31st Birthday!

Happy 31 st birthday Mike!

Happy 31st Birthday Michael.......The Dr. say that after the surgeries that he might walk again......Recovery will be slow! Thanks to all of those who called in concern.....We have great friends!

WHAT NO NOBLES?????? A FAKE TREE.....ARE YOU SERIOUS?

We are from Oregon......We don't do fake trees......oh they may be more convenient, they don't lose there needles....But do they smell like Christmas? Do they feel like Christmas? No, they smell like plastic, No, they feel like plastic. And what kind of tradition is " Oh, lets go get the Christmas tree OUT of the ATTIC?"

sO WHAts WitH thE Hole NO NOBLE THING?

So this year the ONLY place we could find Nobles were at home depot.

Seriously.....YOU CUT IT.....

You Decide what you want and you cut it! We could make bank, if we opened a you CUT IT place here.

The fact we could find any nobles or a you cut it is crazy.But we also had to get a tiny little 4.5 foot tree. Its just not OK if I can touch the top.

Christmas Ornaments, Next year......I will need to replace all of the ornaments on our tree. Because I think everyone this year has been Broken BY THE BOY! Even our "before we had kid ornaments" BROKE, BROKE.....Really I am sure it is hard to be a kid and see all of those tiny little toys and lights on the tree. BUT DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!!!!!! Even the ANGEL cant help herself. I think I am going to put away all of the GOOD Christmas ornaments and goo buy cheap, UN BREAKABLE ones just until everyone is like 5.

So I just noticed that in ever single picture I have of the kids decorating the tree, they are in their princess dress up dresses.

Check it out .....

This is my offical Retraction.....RUSS

I Officially apologize.....Sorry..... Russ

I meant no harm, and I promise not to make offensive remarks or put offensive photos on my blog. Russ

I am willing to pay punitive damages (Value of up t0 $12.00, NOT OF CASH VALUE and only to be used at Blue Hashi) for any hurt or harm that this story may have cause. The classy Boobalious is bubba,and we are her really nice friends, she does not have a big mouth, and uses both hands AND mouth well. Russ


To my good friends tushy and boobalious, "I love you man"and you both are my great friends and I value your friendship's more than you guys know.


I promise not to use to offensive words in my blog......anymore. Russ

I promise no more mean fun that could turn mean spiteful fun! Russ

The below Offensive blog has been corrected to reflect the correct and actual events.

Just to let you know what a good sport I am.....I will not blot out my face, I will let the guilty be seen. Russ

This appology has in no way been influnced by the fact that anyone's.....Russ.....opinion affects Couple friendships..... and or the right to hang out as couples.

My Day.....Do you think anyone else noticed?

Today I went out and about with two different shoes on......And NO I did not notice. Seriously....This is no Joke, I only realized I had 2 different shoes on because I was picking up my carpool group from Preschool and this lady was staring at my shoes.....I looked down to my horror to find 2 different shoes.......

The horror was that I realized that I went all over town with 2 different shoes on.


So not only this but after I realized this whole shoe thing.....I thought my truck was breaking down. I pulled out of the preschool drive way and My truck was making this weired shifting thing, it was riving really high, and it was in 4x4 Low. I had no idea how to get it off, and so I freaked out. I stopped the car, I got out and looked around, I switched my hubs, I put it in park, I turned off the engine. I brought all of the crazy preschool kids back to my house and I sat down to give Mike the bad news.

He said "did you put it in neutral? Because you have to do that to get it out of 4x4 low"

OK SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! if I would have known that...... I wouldn't have driven 10 miles per hour with my hazards on for 5 miles (of which seemed like it took an hour) with 8 crazy and freaked out kids in the back of my truck, saying "Whats wrong? Are we going to freeze to death?Where are you going?Why are you going this way?Where are we? Are we going to have to walk home? Its cold outside" (If I would have walked with my 2 wrong shoes and 6 preschoolers, a baby and I'm sure a crying toddler, when it was 12 degrees outside this story would be much funnier)

So Now I know how to work my 4 wheel drive, and this will not happen again. AND NO I DID NOT HAVE MY CELL PHONE, IT HAS NO BATTERY, I CANT FIND IT AND OR I BROKE IT!!!! OK!!!!

She said "she's Bubba and we are the really nice friends!"

BuBBA
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer.

The three men had always done everything together.

Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.

Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two Bottomholes." "What? He had two Bungholes? !" said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two rearendholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two Really nice friends."


Hey Tushy, she called you an Really nice friend......Are you going to stand for that!!!! If anyone is Bubba, its all of us......Oh wait....that means that you would still be an Really nice friend.....ummm......welllllllll...... She also said that she was the shy one of the group and that she is. I think boobalicious mixed us up with her other really nice friends. Because I have NO idea what she is talking about!



The face of the really good friend has been withheld to protect the Innocent!

Wolfley Construction

This weekend we made a ginger bread house.............................................um...............................................................................

...........................ya..........................................................well.................................................

Seriously, why do I like to torture myself? I thought it would a fun little project that we could do as a family. What a nightmare.

4 kids under 5 working with frosting and candy. (either one of those are not suppose to eaten). First it started sliding, then the candy was all mysteriously disappearing, then there was the frosting wars, not to mention the screaming and the crying.

Well it ended well, we have a side entry garage (the side wall fell down), a red candy walk way, a chimney that is on backwards. But it (I guess) was worth the torture, Just for the fact that every person that comes in the house gets to see the cute, and a total product of Wolfley Construction. (In NO WAY IS AFFILIATED WITH IRONWOOD CONSTRUCTION)

Now I just have the problem of where to put it? Oh so slowly.........BUT SURELY it will get eaten. No matter where it is......

another one....

Starting Time: 9:43am

Name:Heather
Sisters:1 Half, 1 step and 4 in law sisters
Brothers: 1 Half, 4 in law
Eye Color: BROWN
shoe size: 8-9
Height: 5'4
What are you wearing rite now? white shirt, blue jeans and a light blue zipper sweat shirt
Favorite Boys Name:MICHAEL
Favorite Girls Name:Grace, Hannah, Esther duh...
Favorite Drink:Cherry Pepsi
Favorite Month: October
Favorite Breakfast: Oat meal and brown sugar

Have You Ever*****************
Bungee jumped: no
Made yourself throw-up? YES
Gone skinny dipping? YES
Broken a bone: no
Played Truth or Dare:yes
Been in a police car: YES
Been on a plane: yes
Came close to dying: YEP
Been in a sauna: RIGHTY OH
Been in a hot tub: YOU GOT IT
Swam in the ocean: yes
Fallen asleep in school: WAY TO MANY TIMES
Broken someones heart: MAYBE
Cried when someone died: YES
Cried in school: yes
Fell off your chair: OH YES
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call:no

**********What is-****************
What is your room like: Quilt, Antiques, Walls are wheat...We haven't painted anything yet.
What is the last thing you ate: Oatmeal and brown sugar
Chicken pox: OH YES
Sore throat: whats new...
Stitches: no
Broken nose: no
Believe in love at first sight: yes
Like picnics: YES
Like school: no
------------------------Questions----------------------------------------
Who was the last person you called? Trisha
Who was the last person you danced with? Esther
Who makes you smile?Mike and my kids

--------------------------Who--------------------------------------------
Did you last yell at? Grace and Bleak....JUST GET ALONG!!!!!
Do you Like anyone? No
Do you like yourself? Yes

---------------------Final Questions---------------------------
What are you listening to right now? Colbie Caillbet
Hate someone in your family? No, dislike? sometimes
Where do you want to get married? All ready did that.....So I am good..
Good driver? Maybe
Talked to an ex? No
Miss someone? ALWAYS
----------------------------Last person who---------------------------
Was in your bed? ME
Saw you cry?Brodie
Made you cry? The movie jack frost, Last night.....I know...Whatever...
Went to the movies with? Gracie, Harry Potter
Last person you went to the mall with? Tits galore and Tushytrishy :)
Ever been in a fight with your pet? OK weired question
Been to California? YES
Been to Mexico? NOPE
Been to Canada?yes
Been to Africa? NOPE
---------------------------Random------------------------------------------
Do you have a crush on someone? NOPE
What books are you reading right now?
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Maybe left stuck in the bed sheets from and kids or 2. More like a barbie
What's under your bed? CARPET
Favorite sport to watch on TV? Paper rock scissors
Favorite location? HOME
Piercing/Tattoos? a Tat on my Ass. You have to come and ask to see it...
What are you most afraid of right now? losing a child or my husband
Who do you really hate? DUMB PEOPLE
Do you have a job? being a mom
Ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with? No,
Are you lonely right now? No
Song that's stuck in your head right now?Bubbly
Have you ever played strip poker?YES, last night

---------------------------Random------------------------
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Size, Body size I like BIG men
Your Favorite Food? Cheese burgers
Have you ever cried for no reason? YES
Hugs or kisses? Hugs
Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?SALTED, buttered
How many pillows? ONE, Lumpy, folded

Time Finished? 10:26 had alot of interruptions

HOw dOeS YouR HUsBanD FeEd YoUR 10 MoNTh Old?

I am not sure or not but I don't think "Normal People" feed there children like this.....But this is how my husband feeds our 10 month old.

Go eat your brother and sisters OLD soggy cereal.....On the DIRTY floor.....under the table....and then have the dog lick you off when your done!

This poor baby....Really. She is so good. She has a hallo on top of her head, I am sure it wont last for long. They all start to get there horns about 18 months. But for now she is an angel.

And she is the only person in the house that will eat anything without complaining.....(NOTE the cankles, and the rolls on her legs) The baby Loves food. She would be content to sit in her high chair (Yes... we do have one of those, eating on the floor only happens on daddy's day) all day as long as she has something on her tray.
But dang that fat baby is cute....

Did you make the list?

NOTE: IF YOU ARE 100 MILES AWAY OR MORE THIS DOES NOT PERTAIN TO YOU. UNLESS I CAN SHIP C.O.D. :)

So Every year I make chocolate and candies. Each year I have 15 boxes that I have to give out. Its a joke in our family that "they... didn't make the list"....I know that its not nice, but whatever. I spend hours making these candies...I am giving them to friends and family.

My candies include:

5 different kinds of fudge: Mint, rocky road, candy bar, cookies and creme, double dark chocolate

Chocolate covered almond Toffee

Peppermint bark

Truffles Mint and dark chocolate

Take 5 bars

peanut butter cups

chocolate covered raisins and peanuts

turtles......of and which has taken me 5 years to master. I know that it sounds like a long time, but each year I would try a different recipe. A few years of people wanting me to pay for there dental work, and a few years that I just smashed the Carmel's on the top of the pecans.....THIS YEAR I DID IT. Last year someone gave us some turtle's....A PERSON I LOTHE. They were perfect, and my husband did nothing less than to tell me that I should get her recipe.(Being 9 months Pregnant, you don't forget something like that) Well this year I was hell bent on making the softest yummiest caramels, I have ever made AND I would NOT ASK FOR HER RECIPE......men seriously......

Every year as I start my traditional Candie making, I start to wonder why? and every year it has started to get worse. In fact, half way through the process I start to curse myself and wonder why do I do this? I couldn't figure out why it has gotten so bad? I figured it out this year. Each year I have 2 more hands that are sticking there fingers in things and 1 more mouth that is either screaming and crying or is complaining that "they really want to help". So I figure that I have 10 hands and 5 mouths that wont leave me alone during the critical toffee making period. Not fun anymore.

Well anyways I feel SORTA bad about the fact that last year we gave out candies to pretty much whoever we knew. (The fact that we had just moved here and only really knew 15 families did affect who we gave them too) This year all but a few families have been X-ed off of our list. So sorry this year if you do not receive a box of chocolates. Maybe next year you should be nicer to us. NO... NO... REALLY I AM JUST KIDDING :)

We have so many people that we love and cherish this holiday season, 15 boxes of chocolates just does not cover it.

Ingredients for Perfect Christmas Music

Ingredients for Perfect Christmas Music

Murder, alcoholism, prescription drug abuse, neglect of senior citizens and probably animal cruelty...sounds like inspiration to me!!

Grandma got run over by a reindeerwalkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog.
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd forgot her medication,and she staggered out the door into the snow. When we found her Christmas mornin,'at the scene of the attack.
She had hoof prints on her forehead,And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.
Chorus
Now were all so proud of Grandpa.
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.
It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Chorus
Now the goose is on the table.
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,that would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."They should never give a license,to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Chorus

I honestly don't know where to begin. The radio is tuned to the all Christmas song station (although I know Mark only listens to it because I am in the car - once I am gone, or that hideous Paul McCartney song comes on, he quickly turns the station). So as we drive home, the station comes back from break, and this is the song they play. I know this song gets played a lot, but I sat there thinking..."Why??" Is this a serious Christmas song? Mark pointed out that maybe it was written in jest...I say who cares, it is the stupidest song ever. Who writes a song about their old, medication-needing, drunk Grandma getting killed on Christmas Eve by a reindeer?? That is one home I do not want to be in on Christmas morning. Lovely how Grandpa deals with the death by watching football and drowning his sorrows in beer. I know that's what I would be doing if my Grandma was hooved (or would it be hoofed?) to death. I guess the moral of this song is that even if your loved ones bites the bullet on Christmas Eve, just hope that it is due to Santa or one of his reindeer...that way at least you'll know that Santa is real (hopefully he didn't lose any of your presents while he was busy killing your Grandma).

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