BuBBA
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two Bottomholes." "What? He had two Bungholes? !" said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two rearendholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two Really nice friends."
Hey Tushy, she called you an Really nice friend......Are you going to stand for that!!!! If anyone is Bubba, its all of us......Oh wait....that means that you would still be an Really nice friend.....ummm......welllllllll...... She also said that she was the shy one of the group and that she is. I think boobalicious mixed us up with her other really nice friends. Because I have NO idea what she is talking about!
The face of the really good friend has been withheld to protect the Innocent!
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange.
Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two Bottomholes." "What? He had two Bungholes? !" said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two rearendholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two Really nice friends."
Hey Tushy, she called you an Really nice friend......Are you going to stand for that!!!! If anyone is Bubba, its all of us......Oh wait....that means that you would still be an Really nice friend.....ummm......welllllllll...... She also said that she was the shy one of the group and that she is. I think boobalicious mixed us up with her other really nice friends. Because I have NO idea what she is talking about!
The face of the really good friend has been withheld to protect the Innocent!
2 comments:
I object! and if i were smart enough to be a lawyer i would have a pretty darn good argument to back that up........ by the way are you trying to show the world how i come by my !@#$% name. The children will have nightmares for weeks.., ok maybe months. My children will be in therapy for years. I can't help but look at thepicture on the right and think you look like such a nice lady. How did you get that retouched? I have some pretty pictures of you i would like to share, just wait!
I don't know if it's worse to be the a-hole or to be Bubba (who is dead...burned to death I might add!) I think you can tell that "tits galore" is no "shy, quiet, lady". What kind of person lays on the floor and eats fishy crackers with her hands behind her back? Maybe she's had lots of practice with her mouth and no hands! (Did I just say that??) You're right, she probably is going to kill us both for this one!
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