A westerner

Rules for life in Idaho, Nevada, Montana, Colorado, Texas,Oklahoma, Utah, Wyomingand the rest of the "Wild West" are as follows:
1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.
3. Let's get this straight: it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-80 goes east and west, I-15 goes north and south. Pick one.
5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during the hunts, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.
11. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!
13. You bring "Coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.
16. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come home for the holidays.
17. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines than all of you put together, so don't mess with us. If you do, you'll get whipped by the best.
18. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

Because I said sorry......

As most of you know I have a favorite Blog.....And I would some times post things from her site on mine.
I got a email from Dawn, from because I said so.

Hello,
It was brought to my attention that you'd copied posts from my blog without my permission. I understand that maybe you didn't realize it's plagiarism to take copyrighted work from another person. Some oft he material from my blog is also in my book and if you don't remove the posts you've copied, my publisher will have to get involved.Thank you for your cooperation.
Dawn

My intent was NOT to plagiarize. I think most of you....Or the people that I know who are reading my blog, know that I will post emails I get or things that I find are funny. So I just started posting some of her stuff on my blog and I would write "because I said so...." on the post. I have removed all of her works. And I applogize.

All of the posts on the blog are mine, with the occasional funny email.

Dirt roads

What's mainly wrong with society today is that too many Dirt Roads have been paved.
There's not a problem in America today, crime, drugs, education, divorce, delinquency that wouldn't be remedied, if we just had more Dirt Roads, because Dirt Roads give character.

People that live at the end of Dirt Roads learn early on that life is a bumpy ride. That it can jar you right down to your teeth sometimes, but it's worth it, if at the end is home...a loving spouse, happy kids and a dog.

We wouldn't have near the trouble with our educational system if our kids got their exercise walking a Dirt Road with other kids, from whom they learn how to get along.

There was less crime in our streets before they were paved.
Criminals didn't walk two dusty miles to rob or rape, if they knew they'd be welcomed by 5 barking dogs and a double barrel shotgun.
And there were no drive by shootings.

Our values were better when our roads were worse!

People did not worship their cars more than their kids, and motorists were more courteous, they didn't tailgate by riding the bumper or the guy in front would choke you with dust & bust your windshield with rocks.

Dirt Roads taught patience.

Dirt Roads were environmentally friendly, you didn't hop in your car for a quart of milk you walked to the barn for your milk.

For your mail, you walked to the mail box.

What if it rained and the Dirt Road got washed out? That was the best part, then you stayed home and had some family time, roasted marshmallows and popped popcorn and pony rode on Daddy's shoulders and learned how to make prettier quilts than anybody.

At the end of Dirt Roads, you soon learned that bad words tasted like soap.

Most paved roads lead to trouble, Dirt Roads more likely lead to a fishing creek or a swimming hole.

At the end of a Dirt Road, the only time we even locked our car was in August, because if we didn't some neighbor would fill it with too much zucchini.

At the end of a Dirt Road, there was always extra springtime income, from when city dudes would get stuck, you'd have to hitch up a team and pull them out.
Usually you got a dollar...always you got a new friend...at the end of a Dirt Road!

~by Paul Harvey~

Memories...Fill the corners of my mind.....Misty water colored memories...Of the way we were!!!!!

Here is Mike and the gang at graduation.....James( red) Jake in back, Mike in brown in the Middle, Justin (in vomit colored Yellow, which he probally thought was blue :) and sak in redneck plaid thermal...... Here is me and Mechelle at the beach house. This is where Mechelle came out of the closet....."I thought it was your shoulder......"HMMMMMM OKKKKKKK

Mike, Justin and Jake
Here is Mike (nice hair) with Tanner....

Here is Mike in Freshman year..... NICE

Here is prom.....95' on my birthday! Check out those shoes....Bad ass!

Here is Mike how I met him and his friends......YOU DORKS!!!!

Ok, so this is kinda funny....If you can read the caption from the year book...It says..."Heather Mowers and friends manage to stop and crack a smile in the freezing cold" Oh DISSSSSS......you guys are just MY FRIENDS!Untill I got dissed in My senior Year book....I had someone who hated me on the year book staff.....There was this horrible picture of me chowing Down a hamburger.....The caption was " Heather Mowers mows down whats left of her cheese burger" I know the Witch who did it.......and lets just say she is gonna get it....Someday.....Maybe at the reunion....Try to be my friend on myspace.....OPPPSSSS........... DENINED! Beeeeeaaaattttttchhhhhhhhh!

The before we had kids......

I was chatting with a few friends and I told them that I would post some old pictures of us! So here you go.......

Here is me as a little girl....I loved spiderman and lipstick......and food! :)

Note: this is Mike as a little boy, Dont you love the dress! He won the costume contest. He was miss America! Goofy me.....why is it that in all of my picture I am cheeseing like crazy!

Here is Mike......"your so vain..... you probaly think this song is about you, your sooooo vain! "

Snow boarding in Utah! This was a fun trip....Mike and Craig (Brother in picture below)

Here are the girls....My sistas Annie (Mikes sister), Nancy(Mikes Siter) and Mechelle.....

Here is the plane Museum in Tillimook, Oregon......Here is the turkey bowl........

Here is McCall, Idaho, and the Oregon Beach somewhere.....

Here is us all cutied up.....That is some short curly hair.....Its funny to look at your hair styles throught the years

Here is just a bunch of random pictures.....From our scrap book....Look in all of these pictures I am making a face!

If I could teach my kids one thing.....

MOM TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning!"

MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of that carpet!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week!"

MOM TAUGHT ME LOGIC
"Because I said so, that's why!"

MOM TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER
"It looks like a tornado went through your room!"

MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times-don't exaggerate!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate kids in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

And most of all....

MOM TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, I can take you out!"

Mike and me.......

About Mike & Me.........
I got tagged Again! What the freak....I am combineing these.....The next one to tag me gets all out tagger war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAREFUL I WONT LOSE!!!

1) What's your husbands name? Micheal Robert Wolfley

2) How long have you been married? 9 years.....time sure does fly by.

4) Who eats more? This is a hard one.... right now I would have to say Mike, because I am trying to be good to my body. But before that I would say me. How depressing!

5) Who said "I love you" first? That would be ? I dont know? I wanted to say it many times though, but I was too scared.

6) Who's taller? Mike

7) Who sings better? Mike is the better singer. I am totally tone deaf. I do like to belt songs out and I don't care what people think, although I should.

8) Who's smarter? We are both smarter about diffrent things, I am more of the math, budget, household things but he is just good with lots of things all around.....So I would say him.

9) Who has the worst temper? That would be Mike.

10) Who does the laundry? Always me, did I mention I HATE LAUNDRY

11) Who does the dishes? I do. On the weekends I ask Mike to unload the dishwasher, he usually is good at that.

12) Who pays the bills? That has always been my job, I am kind of sick of it.

13) Who mows the lawn? Mike

14) Who cooks dinner? Me, unless we wanted to eat chilli and chips for every meal.

15) Who drives when we're together?Mike, I don't like to drive

16) Whose family/parents do you see more? Mine, since they live in Iaho falls

17) Who has more friends? That might be a toss up.

18) Who has more siblings? of course Mike

19) Who wears the pants in the family? We both wear pants.....BUT It's not if your wearing the pants......... its how you look in the pants.

20)Where did you meet? We met at school."he was a skater boy" He took me home and I never left.

21) What was the first thought that went through your head when you met?
I remember thinking that he was way to shy! I gave my phone number to all of his friends...... just to get him to call!

22) Do you remember what she/he wearing? A white BYU shirt and a pair of baggie jeans

23) Where was the first time you kissed this person?In a freezer at little cesars.

24) How did he/she ask you out?He asked me if I wanted to go thift storing

25) Where did you go for your first date?Thirft store...OH how romantic

26)How long did you know this person before you became a couple? a couple of weeks

27) Will you marry this person?maybe, only if he asks nice.....

28) Do you and this person have kids together?we have 4

29) Have you ever broken the law with this person?yes

30) When was the first time you realized that you liked this person?When I saw him

31)Do you get along with any of the ex's of your partner?yes

32). Do you trust your partner?100%

33)Do you see your partner in your future?yes, as long as I dont go blind

34) Whats the most expensive thing this person has given you?my children - they're priceless :)AWWWWW HOW SWEET

35) What is one thing he/she does that gets on your nerves?when he snaps me with a towel

36) What is the thing you do that gets on his/her nerves? I over fill the garbage can. And then I keep putting more in it.....Then I dont ever take it out...(its too cold!)

37) Where do you see each other in 15 years from now? Well......If were not blind........ in 15 years gracie will be 21? I hope to be a young at heart ........comfortable....&......enjoying life!

They wrecked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so in the posts below I showed the pictures of our house before we sold it!
Look at it now!!! Not that big of change in this picture.....But just wait....iF YOU DONT REMEMBER LOOK DOWN AT MY POST A FEW WEEKS AGO!

This is the ...Living room....they took out the carpet and ADDED all of the tile...
UMMM and THEY hung there picture way tooooooo High. Whats up with that?





Whats up with the boobie pink color? I GUESS THAT IS CALLED PEACH. MY BAD!







Oh heavens! And I thought my curtins were bad!
NICE PICTURE!





And the worst of them all!!!! Oh my goodness....Who goes to the paint store and says "I want my bedroom the same color as BUGERKING"?
Really how horrible!~ PUMPKIN GONE WRONG!



Why did they take out the pond.....What did they do with the fish and the snails?....They probally ate them......





Buy this house and you can have all of the garbage as a bonus! This realtor is fired!





4 Bedrooms plus bonus room for a big family. Offered at : 269,900..........they paid $210,000 for it 2 years ago! Its a 4 Bedroom, plus bonus room. With 2 complete bathrooms, fenced backyard with play area, recently upgraded, 1 car garage plus area for more cars or RV or boat ? Tool shed, Living room plus Family room. With lots of work to be done! BECAUSE THEY WRECKED IT!

Before I was a Mom.......

Before I was a Mom, I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.

I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a Mom -

I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on.Peed on.

I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night.

Before I was a Mom, I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots.

I never looked into teary eyes and cried.

I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.

I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

Before I was a Mom,I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put her down.

I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt.

I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.

I never knew that I could love someone so much.

I never knew I would love being a Mom.

Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.
I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child. I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy.

Before I was a Mom -I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay. I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache, the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom. I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom.

Play dough.....and OCD.....you be the judge.

Do your kids play with play dough? I think I have OCD.

NO REALLY SERIOUSLY!



Does it bother you when play dough gets mixed? This makes me CrAzY! Ok so with 4 kids under 6, the play dough is bound to get mixed. Right? I try to prepare myself for the mixing before we even start. I say to myself "its only playdough, their having fun, It is OK" But half with through the playing I feel the urge to scream, I start to twitch, and pretty much I want to throw away all of the mixed play dough. ALL OF IT!

I cringe at the sight of this........Pink mixed with yellow............
Ok so besides the MESS, of which I can clean. (with help from the monsters)My kids have fun...........That is the important part right? Hannah made a snail and a hamburger (of which she tried to eat, she told me that " it tastes like my boogers Mommy").This is Gracie's Banana split and her ice cream cone (she had ice cream on the brain all DAY, My morning as follows: "can I have ice cream?" NO, maybe later," Is it later NOW" NO! NO....... Ice cream at 9 am, those are the rules!?)Brodie made a car, (of which you dont see because...... he threw it across the room....... at his sister...............who then smashed it......... and then the drama started..................crying..... fits .......and hitting................. and ...........this is why we stopped playing with the Play dough today.)

Oh the joys.......

I like these.....SOME more than others.

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while youwalk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.
3. Record your late night shows and get more sleep.
4. When you wake up in the morning complete thefollowing statement, 'My purpose is to____ today.'
5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, andEmpathy.
6. Watch more movies, play more games and read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi, andprayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Clear your clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.
14. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannotcontrol. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fadeaway like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
16. Eat breakfast like a king or queen, lunch like aprince or princess and dinner like a college kid.
17. *Smile and laugh more*. It will keep the energy vampires away.
18. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
24. Burn the candles, use the nice bed sheets, Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. What other people think of you is none of your business .
29. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.
30. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.So stop complaining about the weather, the job, the rents, etc., etc.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.Your friends will. Stay in touch.
32. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
33. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
34. The best is yet to come.
35. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and showup.
36. Do the right thing!
37. Call your family often.
38. Each night before you go to bed complete thefollowing statements: "I am thankful for ___ and today I accomplished____."
39. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
40. Enjoy the ride. Remember that this is not DisneyWorld and you certainly don't want a fast pass. You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.

I am so there! We should plan a trip!

Ok so I guess I need some fun, Ok...... so I guess I need it to stop snowing! But I was checking this out, What do you guys think? I think we should plan a trip!

Its a little costly. But who the crap cares, (beside my check book!)I think this looks like a blast. Diffinate holy hell that was fun, let do it again, HA! HA! remember when " " pee'd her pants memory maker kinda trip! I am so there!

Where the crap is donnelly Idaho? Can it be a day trip or does it have to be a overnight trip? Anyone have any family that lives this way? I am going....Summer of 08'. If you want to come you just let us know.

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I AM SO THERE!

60....NO....58 to be exact....things you dident know about me!

58 Things You Possibly Didn't Know About Me

1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? 2 VERY dirty car seats, half full bottles of spoiled milk, Socks, a v tech cartridge, chicken nuggets, coats, wrappers, taco bell cups, toys, MORE fries and a couple of mix matched shoes.

2. When was the last time you threw up?
Yesterday, these meds make me really sick, I have often comptemplated being anorixic......Now I am and I dont even have to try.

3. What's your favorite curse word? Holy Hell

4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? Rob, Big and Meaty

5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? yelling at someone......spanking someone....saying "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"

6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Feeding Hannah and Brodie, counting the minutes untill its Nap time!

7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? Eating bon bons. Making my kids clean. HA

8. Have you ever been to a strip club? Yes, We thought it was a country line dancing club, we got the shock of our lives.

9. What is the last thing you said aloud? Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. What is the best ice cream flavor? TILLIMOOK vanilla bean

11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Diet pepsi (DONT JUDGE ME!)

12. What are you wearing right now? Brown cargo's, white shirt, with and jean shirt of top new balance shoes, white socks and my germey's and a bra.

13. What was the last thing you ate? Pizza

14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No

15. When was the last time you ran? Last night, I run 3 mins, walk 8 mins, run 3min. and then get off because I feel as if I might pass out. I do this for about 30 mins or so......Getting off the treadmill I mean.

16. What's the last sporting event you watched???? Super bowl. CRAP But commercials were good!

17. Where is 17????? Seriously!~ you cant count

18. Who is the last person you emailed? The Home schooling cordinator....Yes I am comptemplating HOME SCHOOLING! SHUT UP! Yes I can spel!

19. Ever go camping? Yes

20. Do you have a tan? Mikes hates when I tan. He says I will get skin cancer. Makes a big fuss

24. Do you drink your soda from a straw? I dont drink soda.....

25. What did your last IM say? I DONT DO IM.....

26. Are you someone's best friend? I dont like People

27. What are you doing tomorrow? Lets take this one day at a time....

28. Where is your mom right now? I dont know.... what am I her MOMMA ?

29. Look to your left, what do you see? A cork board covered with all kinds of kids crap. OHHH wait that is my Right, I see a calander with lots of kids crap all over it!

30. What color is your watch? I don't wear one

31. What do you think of when you think of Australia ?
Tall, Big, thick (shoulder thickness...... you sicko!), blonde, studly men with big Knives.( I MEAN BIG KNIVES.......YOU HAVE A Dirty MIND!) Ga-day mate......RRRRRRRRR

32. Would you consider plastic surgery? Yes

33. What is your birthstone? Emerald, why could I have a preety color birthstone? Ugly Green!

34. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? I drag four kids into the restaurant......... Yah...... right....... what do you think?

35.How many kids do you want? 24

36. Do you have a dog? yes, Hairy bastard, Love you Randy!

37. Last person you talked to on the phone? Mike. Happy Valantines Day. I gotta go, crying!

38. Have you met anyone famous?David Dacavony,"The x files dude", I dident really meet him. He just about knocked me down, I had no Idea who he was untill my Sister Paula just about had a fit, and then made us go try to chase him down. We were in Lahina, Hawaii. I think he had his chick Taea Laione with him. But I never did know for sure.

39. Any plans today? Going out to Chillis with my husband. Then we are going to see PS I LOve YOu!

40. How many states have you lived in? Two.

41. Ever go to college? Yes, what a waste of money! Well untill I figured out what I wanted to do that is.

42. Where are you right now? I dont know

43. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Being sick

44. Last song listened to? "If you are reading this", By Tim Mcgraw

46.Are you allergic to anything? People

47. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My cowgirl boots

48. Are you jealous of anyone? No I dont like anyone

50. Is anyone jealous of you? Everyone

51. What time is it? I dont do time

52. Do any of your friends have children? nope......I dont have friends. ( I dont like people remember)

53. Do you eat healthy? Is Big Judds Healthy ?

54. What do you usually do during the day? Nothing, I sit around eat bon bons and make my kids clean. LIKE I TOLD YOU, did you think I was joking!

55. Do you hate anyone right now? Everyone
56. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? No I prefer the term "WHAT!"
57. What the crap happened to 57? They need to rename this 58 questions.
58. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?30

59. Have you ever been to Six Flags? No, I have a fear of people and bathing suits.

60. How did you get one of your scars? I have a circle scar right in between my eyes. I had a friend that kept putting a stick in the fire, and then she would wave it in the air. Well, she missed the air and hit me right in between the eyes.

This will be my kids in a few years......

Oh they cute........... but they are.......OHHHHH........SOOOOO......Naughty!!!!!

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, '

"Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,

"What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

"We are in BIG trouble this time,"

"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"

Leave it up to the "Wolfley Kids" to steal God!

P town!

Here is our Old House in Portland.......


The love nest...............

Now that I see this..... those curtins look terrible!(It was a really drafty door. They came down during the summer)AND REALLY DOES ANYONE SPONGE PAINT ANYMORE?

Nice cord! I HATED THAT TILE! LOOKS REALLY SMALL NOW........

But it was a great house!

Besides the fact that drug dealers lived behind us with the pit-Bulls!

A couple of people asked to see it...So here you go...
We sorta lived in the SE Ghetto..... Julianna's car got stolen in front of our house. (good times) We never had our house get broken into.....But our cars all show the signs of living in Portland! It was a 4 bedroom 2 bath. They girls rooms were done really cute! We did Brodies room right before we left! I dont miss it! At all! But I do miss my friends!

It runs in the family!

Brodie, Mike and Grandpa Bruce

Here is Brodie at age 2 and Mike at age 3.

Here are the twins (Grandpa Bruce and Uncle Brent)

I think Brodie look more like Bruce than he does Mike.