~Gracie Wolfley~
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
The Night before Christmas for Moms
It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode.
Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds, While visions of Nintendo 64 and Barbie, flipped through their heads.
The dad was snoring in front of the TV,With a half-constructed bicycle on his knee.So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
Which made her sigh, "Now what's the matter?"
With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
She descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug.
"Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug."
"Ho-ho-ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake."
"Your gift was especially difficult to make."
"Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone."
"Exactly!" he chuckled, "I've made you a clone."
"A clone?" she asked, "What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit-chat."
The mother's twin. Same hair, same eyes,Same double chin.
"She'll cook, she'll dust," She'll mop every mess.
"You'll relax, take it easy, Watch The Young & the Restless."
"Fantastic!" the mom cheered.
"My dream come true!"I'll shop. I'll read., I'll sleep a whole night through! "
From the room above, the youngest began to fret.
"Mommy?! I scared... and I am wet."
The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part."
The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,as she bundled the child, in a blanket cocoon.
"You the best mommy ever. " I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed, "I love you, too."
The mom frowned and said,
"Sorry, Santa, no deal. "That's my child's love, she's trying to steal."
Smiling wisely Santa said,
"To me it is clear, "Only one loving mother, is needed here."
The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
"Thank you, Santa, for clearing my head.I sometimes forget, it won't be very long,When they'll be too old, for my cradle-song."
The clock on the mantle began to chime.Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time.
"With the clone by his side Santa said,
"Goodnight. Merry Christmas, Mom, You'll be all right."
-Author Unknown
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Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Pregnant = Parking permit
ME: Do you want to walk????
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Monday, December 22, 2008
I have a cold...
For the last week or so I have been feeling like crap...IE MY LAST POST.....I woke up on Sat. with the crud...The OH.. my head hurts, My nose is plugged, but every time I roll over my snot drains to the other nostril kinda crud, I even had the rolled toilet paper shoved into that nostril to stop the drips, and dang my head hurts.....I am sure that I look good....I post a picture, but well you know....I wouldn't really do that...
I knew something must have been wrong cause usually I am no soooo grumpy, and man I have been grumpy. Honestly, I am surprised that my kids didn't pack there bags and try to run away.Mike has been working some extra jobs, so lucky for him he didn't have to be around me..... But with being pregnant and huge, and now sick. Plus the stress of Christmas looming, grace's birthday, the basement and everything else. I think I have just gotten myself too run down and I am doing to many things and once.
So I have to apologize to all of my friends and family that I have been so crusty to....Just pray that my kid don't get this....cause then the crustiness lives on! BUT I DO HAVE Some good news...I went in for my ultrasound and they told me that my previa was moving up!!! So at this point no c- section.... which I am grateful for! and my basement is close to paint!
Only 3 days till Christmas! And I yet have anything for my most picky person on my list....You can guess who I'm sure!
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Friday, December 19, 2008
My perfect family.....
Don't get me started...Refer to past posts.
Saturday, March 22, 2008
The OTHER's BLOG
I have been wanting to blog about this for a long time and I have put it off because I did not want to hurt any one's feeling's. Its hard to blog about people, places or things when you see them all of the time and you know that they may read your blog...Then you have to deal with the "I hope I didn't offend you " aspect of things. So I have decided.... I don't care....I mean I care about you or them or whoever, in general, I am speaking of! But I am writing this blog for me.... Not you! I mean them, not you in general....BUT Everyone that blogs like this......Whatever...Sorry if I offend you or them or whoever.
I know that in my blog I complain a lot.....or I verse my fears, my smashed dreams or things that my kids have done wrong. I have been reading a lot of other blogs lately.....They go a little like this:
My family is great, my kids are angels, I love everything...and did you see the sun today it sure was bright! :)I love to do fun projects with my kids, I never have a messy house, and MY husband has never even farted in front of me!We did this and went with our whole 1 kid and he was an angel! I love my family and my husband and my dog-who never sheds all over the carpet-the couch-or my new little black dress, the cat-whom would never get locked in my car and pee and Poop ALL OVER IT!I love My gold fish-that I have had for like 20 years "Do goldfish even die?" and I really love the neighbors cats-dogs-birds and fish, they never cause any problems or knock over trash cans. I am really glad my husband gets off of work at 10am every day so we can be a family . Plus having every friday off, really helps him get those Projects done! Because my husband always finishes what he starts!I so grateful for my calling " I love to be in the Primary, the kids are so wonderful.... right now I am the primary president, the music leader, achievement day leader and the pianist. Nothing is ever to much for me. Our family home evening is great...We plan a 2 hour lesson every Monday and my 12 month old sits through the whole thing! I made gluten/ sugar free treats, My kids loved them and wanted seconds! Would you like the recipe?Did I tell you that I am making my kids Easter dresses...I made 5 and it only took me 15 min, shorter than the amount of time it will take me to make my gourmet Easter dinner I am serving for my whole family!Oooooooo And did I mention that the sky is SO blue....I Just..... I have a wonderful uncomplicated life and everything is like Beavers house!(I even wear an apron on those not so messy days!)
BULL SHINIKEYS! I want to see others post about there 1 year old eating poop out of the toilet! or wearing 2 different shoes to the preschool ! I want the goods...NOT the GOODS..... but the real goods.....The ones that make you a Mom....Not the I so perfect "I make cookies with my kids everyday....And I have never found a egg shell" ever kinda stories! I want know your trouble..... so mine don't seem so bad! I have a few blogs that I am boycotting for a while.....just until I can get some self esteem back!
Posted by Heather Natzmyrelnam
But no really, as I said above.... I wanna know the dirt along with the rest....I am glad that you think your kids are perfect....But humor me once in a while.
I have been contemplating also doing a my family is perfect blog....and also a "this is the real Wolfley's so deal" blog, and making it private. But the truth is I am who I am...and I am glad that my life is utter chaos 23/7, Minus the 1 hour of sleep I get a night. I do love my kids....
I write things that I think are cool or things I need to vent about. It's not for you....its more of a remembrance for me to see that slowly my life will be slightly normal again...(well as normal as we can get).
I got this email today from a friend in Portland...and it made me feel so much better. Read it, its good.....its hits close to home for me.....and if this doesn't apply to you.....Well.....you may be one of those blogs I am vetoing....
Jk....
No really...
well maybe....
heck I'll never tell....
God answered my prayers and blessed us with a son.The next year God blessed us with another son.The following year,He blessed us with yet another son. The year after that we were blessed with a daughter.My husband thought we'd been blessed right into poverty.We now had four children,and the oldest was only four years old.
I learned never to ask God for anything unless I meant it. As a minister once told me,"If you pray for rain,make sure you carry an umbrella."I began reading a few verses of the Bible to the children each day as they lay in their cribs. I was off to a good start.God had entrusted me with four children and I didn't want to disappoint Him.I tried to be patient the day the children smashed two dozen eggs on the kitchen floor searching for baby chicks.I tried to be understanding...
When they started a hotel for homeless frogs in the spare bedroom, although it took me nearly two hours to catch all twenty-three frogs.
When my daughter poured ketchup all over herself and rolled up in a blanket to see how it felt to be a hot dog,I tried to see the humor rather than the mess.
In spite of changing over twenty-five thousand diapers,never eating a hot meal and never sleeping for more than thirty minutes at a time,I still thank God daily for my children.While I couldn't keep my promise to be a perfect mother -I didn't even come close...I did keep my promise to raise them in the Word of God. I knew I was missing the mark just a little when I told my daughter we were going to church to worship God,and she wanted to bring a bar of soap along to"wash up" Jesus, too.Something was lost in the translation when I explained that God gave us everlasting life, and my son thought it was generous of God to give us his "last wife."
My proudest moment came during the children's Christmas pageant.My daughter was playing Mary,two of my sons were shepherds and my youngest son was a wise man.This was their moment to shine.My five-year-old shepherd had practiced his line,"We found the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes." But he was nervous and said, "The baby was wrapped in wrinkled clothes." My four-year-old "Mary" said,"That's not 'wrinkled clothes,' silly. That's dirty, rotten clothes."A wrestling match broke out between Mary and the shepherd and was stopped by an angel,who bent her halo and lost her left wing.
I slouched a little lower in my seat when Mary dropped the doll representing Baby Jesus, and it bounced down the aisle crying, "Mama-mama." Mary grabbed the doll,wrapped it back up and held it tightly as the wise men arrived.My other son stepped forward wearing a bath robe and a paper crown,knelt at the manger and announced,"We are the three wise men,and we are bringing gifts of gold, common sense and fur."
The congregation dissolved into laughter,and the pageant got a standing ovation.
"I've never enjoyed a Christmas program as much as this one,"laughed the pastor, wiping tears from his eyes "
For the rest of my life, I'll never hear the Christmas story without thinking of gold, common sense and fur."
"My children are my pride and my joy and my greatest blessing," I said as I dug through my purse for an aspirin.
Jesus had no servants,yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree,yet they called Him Teacher .
Had no medicines,yet they called Him Healer.
Had no army,yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles,yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime,yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb,yet He lives today.
Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us.
Its true God answers prayers in funny ways...I always wanted a big family...growing up I was a only child...(now you can see where my issues run from). I may have never expected to have things be so crazy and loud but I wouldn't trade things (but they are for sale, no trades allowed...cash only!) And its is true what your parents tell you...someday you will have a child just like you! I happen to have 4...with the 5Th on his way.
I am grateful for my life....My husband....my kids and all of our many blessings. I know that I don't write that often enough..but most days its lost in the the mess of PB & J and homework. But its always with me, I know that we are truly blessed.
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Friday, December 12, 2008
Cheap....me....well sometimes....
OK wait....Erin...Smith??? Are you reading????...I totally thought about you when I posted this blog...you know from your comment at the craft fair...You know, The whole...
Me: I want to learn to make soap...
Erin: UMMM I thought I wanted to craft with you....But I just changed my mind...Make soap???
Me: yeah It sounds neat...
Erin: um no... Blah blah blah something about sensitive skin????
Just so you know....This laundry soap recipe is recommended for people who have "sensitive" skin....It has no harsh chemicals or ingredients that the big name products have....and just so you know.... you can wash those gross diapers that you were thinking about making...it this and it is totally safe and all natural....) ;)
OK START....
So as most others in the U.S we have been looking for ways to save money...As most of you know I hate laundry and feel as if I am a owner in my own personal laundry mat.
I have taught my 6 and 4 year old to do laundry. Really I have deiced to show them now the harsh reality of laundry at this early age...and maybe by doing this they won't assume because they wore it for 2 Min's...that it is dirty...It so far has not phased them...
I put them into color coordinated baskets and then let them do the rest....With a little help. They put in the soap and the clothes and rotate all of the laundry from the washer to the dryer, then to the basket and then to the couch to sit...It has been nice to just have to separate colors ex..... and fold....
(of which I don't even fold my kids clothes, OK you may think "how lazy"...BUT I have been there and done that....My kids have fold able, light weight, cloth laundry baskets (Thanks to Mel) and I had been folding them and then had my kids put them away.....




This recipe yields 442 oz of laundry detergent, of which 4 oz are required per laundry load. With this recipe you should be able to wash 111 loads of laundry.
Recipe 1:
1 Container of Name Brand Fabric Softener
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Dishwashing soap recipes
Homemade Dishwasher Detergent Recipes
Powder Recipes
Powder Recipe #1
1 cup Washing Soda
1 cup Borax
Powder Recipe #2
1 cup Baking Soda
1 cup Borax
For the above two recipes:
Mix thoroughly and store in a plastic container, use approximately 2 TBS per load.
Use vinegar in the rinse compartment as a rinse agent to help prevent residue
Try adding 2-3 drops essential oil
Powder Recipe #3
1/4 cup Washing Soda
1 TBS Liquid Dish Detergent
Use the above for each load of dishes.
Liquid Dishwasher Detergent Recipe
1 part baking soda
1 part borax
1 part water
1 drop lemon or orange essential oil per cup of detergent
Mix the ingredients thoroughly and store in a sealable jug.
Use 2 to 3 TBS per load.
If you’re having a cloudy dishes problem after using the homemade detergents:
Try adding a few drops of liquid dishsoap to the powder compartment when you add the powder.
You could also try cutting back on the amount of soap used (if you’re using 2 TBS, try cutting it back to 1 - 1 1/2 TBS).
Make sure to use vinegar in the rinse cycle
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Monday, December 1, 2008
OK OK Here is the last 2 weeks in a short but long post...Minus thanksgiving
So many things happen in 2 weeks that it is hard to keep up....So here are a few things I took pictures of....
This is what you get when you tell your 3 yr old (mini Mike) that I am sure has ADD to get dressed.
(BTW, I had to bribe him with a rice krispie treat to get him to stand in one place)
This is Shirt #1
Shirt #2
Shirt #3
Shirt #4

Shirt #5
Shirt #6
Anytime I ask him to get dressed this is what I get...and as you can see that by the time the krispie was eaten he was starting his sugar high....and could no longer stand still.
Esther:
Esther went from being my sweet angel baby...to just like all of the rest, trouble...Oh She is cute and it is a dang good thing that she is....I would trade the cuteness for goodness....
She loves lipstick.....could you tell? Look at that smile....naughty.....
She also likes tootsie rolls....


Besides my feet are so swollen that I no longer have shoes that fit me..... and they hurt like a.....Well lets just say they hurt really bad.....I saw these pictures and did not recognize my own feet. (they look like and ole fat ladies feet) I had to go to the walsmarts and buy clearence size 9 1/2 shoes....I am normally a 7 1/2 - 8. They are almost too small.

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