Fine don't voluteer to play with me.....

NANCY & KEN-just cause your prego and I know how you love to do them....
JULIANNA and CAL- cause it is funny when you both do it....
ANNIE- dont use the excuse....I can't cut and paste....LAME!! I know you can now!
MARY- just cause you were a smart butt about the hole " go- good " comment....:>) JK..
BUT NO REALLY
Kami and Sarah- REALLY....SERIOUSLY!!!! WILL YOU POST SOMETHING NEW ON YOUR BLOG!!!!!!
And anyone else that I have forgotten.....you brought this upon yourselves......if one person would have done it......But not even one shame....shame......

my friends here is another...but it is a good one....

What is your full name- Heather Lynn Wolfley

Nickname- Hehaw

Coke or Pepsi? Cherry Pepsi - diet coke

Song that resembles your life- Moving on By Rascal Flatt's, I have it on my play list

Milk or dark chocolate- Dark on Moose munch, but milk for straight eating

Big mac Or whopper- Whopper with cheese NO PICKLES.....

Beach or Mountains- This is tough for me, beach right now cause it seems so far away....

What kind of shoes are you wearing- flip flops

TV or Book- TV, that is so bad......

Favorite store- Harry and Davids

What was the last thing you ate? Grapes and a Pepsi......

Clean freak or total slob- Depends on my day.....

Do you wish on stars- Yes, alot.....

Ever been stung by a jelly fish- No

Best cartoon ever- Ren and stimpy

What scares you- Zombies and spiders......Clowns......CRAIG YOU BIG JERK!!!! I HAVEN"T FORGOT THAT WHOLE THING YET!!!! YOU PUNK!!!!

Favorite doughnut? I actually like the holes....if you can find them....chocolate ones...yummy!

Been to LA? No

Least favorite veggie- what are those gross little balls that look like cabbage?

Dreamer or doer- dreamer my husband helps me be the doer.....

one word that describes you- Saucy

Name of your first friend- Julee Roll

Night light or completely dark- for what? what are we doing? lots of light for you know what.....dark to sleep....total darkness......\

Believe in love at first sight? I believe in lust at first sight....

Best toppings for a pizza? Sundried tomatoes, artichokes, chicken and red pepper flakes.

Ever owned a goldfish? yes, but ours keep getting flushed.....poor Fred and ginger.....

potatoe chips or french fries? french fries.....

Who should play you in a made for TV movie? Jenny McCarthy- I don't know you tell me?

Spender or Saver? Spender....

Butterflies or dragonflies- Dragonflies

Which ONE would you like to do the most- Skydiving Rappelling scuba diving

#1 skydiving but I would love to do all 3 so #2 rappelling #3 scuba diving.....Someday I will do all of these twice or more!

Fearful or fearless? I don't know......for some stuff fearless.....other things fearful......

Bully or bullied? Both...I helped people, but I also like to pick on the bullies...or send my boyfriends to.....;)

Glass 1/2 full or 1/2 empty? Totally half full

Ever sent to the principal's office? yes...he knew me quite well.....spent many days in the tank.....with a gross romanian with a giant nose, that was always dripping with green snot....gross....

Social butterfly of wallflower? What do you think???? butterfly?

Secret keeper or blabber mouth? Hard...depends on what.....blabber mouth

Stick shift or Automatic? Stick...never really had one, but I think it would be fun......

worry wart or worry free? worry wart

African safari or bicycle through Europe? African safari .....Can I shoot something??????

Ice cubes or crushed? Crushed

What do you like on your burgers? Beef..... lots.....cheese-pepper jack- onion straws- tomatoes- lettuce- mushrooms-jalapenos- peppercorn sauce.....yummmmmmm

Bikini or board shorts- bikini with board shorts.....some day......

Favorite kinda cookie- snicker doodle

Best Commercial- "I"M BATMAN" long ago does any one remember it? I am laughing just thinking of it.....fun sheit......

Word or phrase you say alot..... Serious.....

Favorite flower- Daisy's

I tag anyone who wants to play....family is obligated

Whats up...

Here are a few things that are going on....

Job- they are not telling anyone regarding the job until after labor day. I have started to look for jobs in Alaska....No joke....I don't want to move. But they make good money and I am willing to move to be more secure. Beside Alaska is so Mike and Heather.....

Baby- I went in for an ultrasound on Wednesday and Thursday.....(I was having a few problems) The baby is fine. But I have a cyst on my ovaries and they think it has ruptured. So I haven't been grumpy for just any ole' reason. I just thought I felt bad because of this pregnancy. its not. Good to know.

My washing machine- as Melinda has fridge issues...I have washing machine issues. The whole two washers I have owned in my life have hated me. I hate to do laundry and so I loave my washer because of it. But I thought all of my laundry issues would go away when we got this new fancy front loader.....Not so much. Its worse. Especially my towels and ger-ments. I can put a load in the washer go to the store and switch over the laundry when i get home only to have all of my clothes smell like someone took a very smelly dump in my washer. I have tried running it without clothes and with bleach. I have tried baking soda...a hole box to be exact. I have tried the little dishwasher tabs. If you have suggestions.....that would great!

Laundry room- My laundry room has been plaguing me....As well as my washing machine that been craping and then laughing at me! I don't want to have one of those laundry rooms that you have to walk on top of all of the clothes to get something.....I have been trying to find an easy fix to my laundry basket issue. See I would have all of my baskets and they would end up stacked from end to end on the counter and on the floor.( yes we do have this much laundry) So there was no move room.....so my solution. we had this cabinet here that was full of all of my "not used kitchen supplies" canning, baking, waffle maker, George foreman grill...you know the not used so much es. Plus my kids craft stuff.....Play dough, color crayons, finger paints.....all of my winter activities......So I had mike take off the doors and the drawers. I can now fit 6 baskets under there! Plus I had him hang a clothes rack for me.......I can hang up the clothes when we get them out of the dryer!!!!!! This has made things easier....someday I will have a laundry room like Annie's at the woodland park house. I loved that place!

Junk box- While cleaning I found a "junk drawer box" from our house in Oregon. I am not sure what to do with it.....

Its full! I mean to the brim.....most of it crap....but chucky cheese tokens.....old mix tape....The green "Crop brush".....I have thought about just putting the whole box in the garbage....though if Mike ever found out...I would be in soooo Much trouble!!!!!!!!!! (my hoarder)

As you can see from my laundry room picture there it sits.....on my counter.........I think I am gonna throw it away.

Canning- going good....

Here is my raspberry cordial.....I have made like 8 jars....this is what is left.....Mix it with lemonade...yummy!

Juicer...Love it.....makes juiceing so much easier! My new toy for the canning season! Plus you know what this makes??????Fruit leather...Yummy...fruit leather! Raspberry my favorite!The one thing that makes me mad about canning! Is my kitchen....not enough counter space.....and it is always a disaster......But I got alot of raspberry stuff this year...we should be set for the next year!

School- I was going to wait and pot about Gracie when Hannah and Brodie get to go to there first day.....but she was so cute! She was so proud it was the first time she ever wore dangle earrings. She was up at like 6am dressed and waiting for the bus. It is a long day for her.....she gets on at 7:56 and she gets home about 3:55......all day!

Hannah and Brodie will go in the Morning and it will only be me and Esther! Wow! They don't start until after Labor day.....

wood- As you all might know Mike has always had a love for being crafty.....Not the typical guy.....He loves when I ask him to build me things......(rare to find) He has started to build things on his spare time......here are a few...these are all flag holders...... Last weekend we took a trip to the dump.....and we popped in a movie for the kids and we got a bunch of neat old wood that people dumped! He got tons of neat stuff! (it is a wood salvage only) But perfect for us! Since we only want the old wood anyways!

The package- My kids got a package from my parents this week stuffed full of good stuff for the grand kids! Thanks Grandmas and Grandpa! They loved it so much! Plus the candy was great (for me...hit the sour spot) Kids- naughty as usual.............
So naughty in fact...... that she is still drawing as I am telling her no...........

THIS picture..

I said bring the laundry upstairs......

Thump thump thump......
Me- "Man that basket sounds heavy".....
THUMTHUMTHUMTHUMP CRASH! 3 kids laughing........
Me- what is in that basket? trapped in my laundry room....not thinking to much about the whole situation........"come upstairs!!"
thump...thump...thump....
Me-What the crap is in that basket? ohhhh.... did you drop her down the stairs in that basket?

3 naughty kids- Yep! But she had fun!

Me-Does that look like a face of fun to you???????

The oldest- well, we had fun watching her?????.......

Granny Miller.....

I have always been fascinated with farm life...maybe cause I grew up as a city kid. But I have always wanted that home on 20 acres.....with a pond and a creek running through it, a huge red barn with chickens, Ducks goats, and a cow named Mabel. A huge garden, an apple orchard, raspberry and blackberry patch and I would can my guts out, kill my own chickens, make my own pasta, dill my own pickles, churn my own butter, make my own bread. I would just like to have the know how to live the simple -unsimple life.

But I have recently come to the conclusion that I am lazy.....I could use the excuse that I have 4 kids...And I am tired from just keeping up with them. But the truth is that I hate to get up early...stillll......I really thought I would out grow it.....Become a Mom and start to get up and 5:30 am take a walk, clean and make my kids a 3 course breakfast.....But I am still the lazy Mom that does not want to wake up in the morning. That my kids have to bug to death to get up.....I would love to get up before my kids take a walk with Randy......and then come back take a shower and make breakfast for my kids and see them on the bus! I want to be that person! But I love to sleep....I can get into bed a 8pm and wake up at 10am..(not that I do most days I am up my 7-7:30am.) I really love to sleep....I am lazy....and I think my body feels that if I don't get at least 8-10 hours of sleep I go into shut down.

I have found my inspiration, introducing Granny Miller, this lady is my new mentor. I am going to take things one day at a time. But I will get up someday at 5:30am. I will just take time. If I do It to fast I will fail....I think this lady is great....I don't think I want to go as far as she does, I will buy sauerkraut...... but I can learn a lot of great things from a person like this. You should check her out..... http://grannymillerblog.blogspot.com/search?updated-min=2008-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-05%3A00&updated-max=2009-01-01T00%3A00%3A00-05%3A00&max-results=50 here is a link to her blog. She has lots a great posts about how to can.....what to can...how to freeze... juice and all of the stuff that I find so fun! This is why I love old people...Not that she is old (granny Miller)....well, I don't know if she is old, cause I have never seen her. But I love old people because this was their way of life...they know how to live like this......(well Most) Most of the time you will find that they are hard workers that get up early and go to bed late. They know how to be self sufficient and they can teach you. I feel like these days we take for granted the hard work that our Grandparent use to know. AND I WANT TO LEARN!

Why women are crabby.....

We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.

Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about.

Then it was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John . Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.

Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a whole watermelon and we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived, the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet, moaning inpain all the way to the ER.

Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, 'Please stop screaming, Mrs. Hear me roar. Calm down and push. 'Just one more goodpush' (more like 10), warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch the %$#*@*#!* hubby and doctor square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling, mushroom-headed 10 pound bowling ball through a keyhole.

After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that wh enall that 'cute' wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop machines.

Then come their 'Teen Years.' Need I say more?

When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual primein our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18thbirthday.

So we progress into the grand finale: 'The Menopause', the Grandmother of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now seasoned 'buds' or the a fore mentioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like ahog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head off anything that moves.

Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in the woods without soaking their socks...
So, while I love being a woman, 'Womanhood' would make the Great Gandhia tad crabby. You think women are the 'weaker sex'?

Yeah right. Bite me.

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(You said it sister....... Now this is what I call "Heather Funny"......................)

Go yellow jackets!!!! (thank goodness thats over)

Soccer is over and I am so glad! I will blog more tommorrow...too tired

What the crap?

Do you know that I thrive on comments....funny...smart ass-ed comments.......and I have noticed a lack of them on my blog......FROM MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALLING OUT MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO????? NANCY, JULIANNA, ANNIE, CRAIG and KEN......where the crap did you go?...don't say your busy..... cause I see comments on everyone else's blog.....

What have I not been funny enough latley....... My funny only get me in trouble! So I am not going to be Heather funny anymore......Was it my disclaimer? really....I want you too read it...and I want you to comment......

You guys know this kinda stuff make me paranoid....and I don't like it!

I am not feeling funny......

I have stress...school is starting....Buying school supplies- why do we buy cracker's- you know that someone is going to be allergic and choke on the crakers that I bought...were going back to the school that your kids took your naughtey toys too.....-"that wasnt my kid...you must be mistaken" ................................ (long deep breath)....................The bus driver came to my house today.....yes the same one.....she had not much to say to me....and now that I think of it.....she did not even look me in the face...................................................................................................................

a lack of funds in our bank account....School shoes....shoe pants....shirts......Stupid people that buy stupid things- really $300 dollars in school supplies for your 4 year old......u r stupid, be stupid, is stupid, and I am not sure that they dont know what stupid isn't, Carpooling-not carpooling in general....but stupid people in the carpool, soccer (I like soccer, sometimes) I am glad that it is ending.....BUT!!! I hate old men coaches...that say " its all about the kids....I am not worried about the small things...." then the first thing they do is blow the whistle for a step over the line...really...your NOT OLD ENOUGH THAT I THINK YOUR CUTE!- Jobs, Jobs, JOBBBBSSSSS.......really you need 2 weeks to decide...could you just tell us now.....so I dont develop an ulcer......The word "sometimes"......I always forget the e...why...its makes me so mad!!! Shoes.....why are we alway missing one shoe.....and its always right before church....(last week Hannah went to church shoeless......She thought it was great....I was very unimpressed by the situation) Plus we have 200 shoes for 4 kids.....really...... But nothing fits Grace? Primary....can't go to deep on this, but I will say.....Gracie announced to the WHOLE PRIMARY.....that her mommy is having 2 babies....a boy and a girl.( yah I dont know? she has a twin obssesion).....so after relief society....I had eveyone running up to me....saying congrats and there I am so sorry's.......kiss my forehead! And bite my butt! Keep it to yourself..... the ctr 4 class gave Hannah playdough in primary....And didn't tell us...untill it was all over my car in the whole 1 min drive home...Hello....tell somone!

I think I go through this with everyone of my pregancy's.....I hate the world. I think everyone smells and I just generally have a bad attitude. It comes and goes.....But most days its learking and just waiting..... for someone stupid...... to say something stupid, to set me off....... and at this point I don't feel funny...just pissed off. Call it hormones, call it Heather's crazy.

But I can't blog like this. I like to be funny and have wise cracks and funny things to blog about. I have been thinking about diffrent things to blog about and I go through this alot....I can't hold my togue, and all I want to write about all of the stupid people in my daily life....of which I can't because they check up on me with my blog. Stupid.... Soooo I have been thinking about doing a private blog....Just for me..and maybe a few others. If I like you......(you know...and if your nice too me and I like you....2 quilifing factors) But you will know if I am pissed off at you, because your name will be removed and You wont be able to see what I wrote about you! HAHAHAHA...

(See those are the kind of things that I find funny, how horrible)

The Wolfley's wig-out.....

You wanna know what we do for our Saturday fun...we go to a thirft store and find fun cheep things.......I mean this what you do when you have 4 kids and no money....you buy a .50 cent wig and pass it around and give everyone in the family head lice......

Mike thinks he should grow his hair out.........at both ends........
I am glad I wore the wig first.......Before he did that to it........ Here is my Flash back to what I could have looked like in the 70's......groovy.....OK so we should have taken off his shirt and Jim Morrison-ed him out........(from the doors) with his arms spread out.....it fits him..... We wouldn't let the kids touch the wig with there hands....so at this point it was itching him so he would just shake his head back and forth......Ok Esther was not happy........I think that she was just plain ole' pissed off at that we were all laughing at her...... She later in life will have issues I am sure.......
We said......... "don't touch Essie...." and this is where she ended up....... Maybe it was heavy......hot........ or itchy........what ever! Nothing we did could get this kid off the ground.......
We even tried candy......nothing worked......so...as you know we are crazy mean parents so we dressed her up...she was even more mad...which was even more funny......Hannah just wanted her picture taken........She wasn't so keen on the wig....... she wanted to know the ole lady we got it off of........
Here is Grace normal.......Here is Grace crazy......I am not sure where she gets it...Not from me...that's for sure.....

What is funny about this was, Grace was walking around in the thift store with the wig on......But I...... couldn't find her anywhere in the store (she was standing right next to me).....and I thought this weriod child was man-handling Hannah and Brodie.....

I was like..."WILL SOMEONE PLEASE COME GET THIS AFRO'D HAIRED CHILD AWAY FROM MY KIDS....I MEAN REALLY WHO LETS THERE KIDS WANDER AND HANG OUT WITH FAMILIES OTHER THAN THERE OWN.....". It was Grace..... my Afro'd haired child.....

The Jay Leno Jaw.....

The dentist office is always a new experience each time I go and take my kids.......This last week Brodie had his first dentist visit. I was scared....he was scared......

The last time Grace went to the dentist she came home 4 teeth short.....she was a trooper.....but she has made sure to tell and repeat the story to all of our kids....and each time she tell the story gets a little worse and a little more bloody. Which has made our kids dread a visit to the dentist...... so at this visit I had to pull out the big guns....THE INTERNET......

The Internet is a great tool to scare the crap out of your kids and get them to go to the dentist.....and to brush there teeth....... I have found it useful in many things....But the pictures are great!!!! a very useful tool.........

Here's why......

Grace and Hannah have recently informed me that when they are told to go brush their teeth they really haven't been brushing their teeth ....

They said " we just go in there..... hang out and come out with wet faces..."

She said this with a smile...a big one...which of course only royally pissed me off..... SOOO.........OK smarty pants...... I went straight to the computer and informed them that when you don't brush your teeth for even a few days that your teeth start to look like this.....

Grace informed me that her face couldn't look like this because.... she "will never have hair growing on her lip......." I told her that if she doesn't brush that she will.......and her teeth will actually start to grow hair....Then I told her that if she goes for even longer with out brushing that this is what they will look like......I think at this point...I should have stopped......BUT you know me........I then informed them that "then your teeth will break off.....and you will no longer get to eat.....you will have to drink everything......I told them the only way that they would get to eat "crabby patties" is if I put them in the blender and made them a "crabby patty shake".......

Hannah wanted to know if I would put Ice-cream in it? I told her no.......Potatoes....(she hate potatoes) neither one of them wanted to drink there food. I them asked if they knew people who had teeth like this.....

Hannah said the witch on the oz did........yep.....withches have teeth like this......

Now who do you know who has teeth like this? Gracie informed me that aunt Annie did.......and princesses......yep...so do you want teeth like a witch or like a princess????

Princesses won hands down...even with "the boy"...who said "me no want my teeth hair to grow....." So this is why we brush and go to the dentist......

we had some squirming in the chair......a few clinched mouths.....but over all we did good. The doctor informed me that he thought that Brodie had " a Jay Leno jaw"

and that I should go in and see the orthodontist......

So I did and he thinks that he jaw is fine but he has a habit of sticking it out......and that he needs to be checked every 6 months.......to make sure his "habit" is not leaving permanent damage...... He then informed me that I need to correct him every time I see him do it...... ARE YOU KIDDING? He is 3......and he is wetared.....If I tell him not to he does it more just to make me crazy.....so its better for me not to say anything about it and just mildly say.....can you smile like this.....see your sister can.......(great parenting...I know...BITE ME) But it works.......

Were good for now.....until our next visit......when the picture may have to came back out!

55 questions......

1] Have you ever showered with someone? Yes, often...I love to shower with my hubby...

2] Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for? Yes, everyday

3] Where was the first kiss you had with the last person you kissed? In the "little Cesar's" freezer...and it wasn't cold in there.....

4] Who is your last text from and what does it say?Kami of course, she is my only texting friend...."is your ego prego?"
well that is the last one I still have on there.

5] Burger King or Wendy's? BK gotta love the king......his commercials are grrrreeeeaaatTTT!(tony the tiger sound)

Wendy's fries suck...and they ALWAYS forget my damn cheese!

I said "A SPICY CHICKEN WITH CHEESE!!!! I PAID .40 CENTS FOR THAT......Are you kidding???? GIVE YOU THE OLD BURGER.... NO BLOODY WAY!!.....GIVE ME A NEW ONE AND I WILL KEEP THE OLD ONE FOR THE TIME YOU WASTED ME! PUNK!

Here is a story for ya...we have a guy at our Wendy's here in Rigby that sounds like Napoleon Dynamite, he is really fat....and he says "have a nice day.....or at least try too!!!!" "HER..HER...HER..HER...HER (laughing noises)" No joke, kid you not.... every time!
It makes me freaking crazy......so the last time I was there I drove up to the window, I was waiting for it.....he brought back my change and all the sudden this 300 hundred pound Plus , fat guy hurls himself out the window and starts singing "fat guy stuck in a little window......"over and over again.... while he is flailing his arms.....weirdest thing ever.......totally warped me... haven't been back since...

6] Latest you stayed up in the past week?9pm....shut up..... that is so late for me!

7] Where are you right now?Kitchen

8] Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?Yes its called a husband

9] What were you doing at 9:30 last night?sleeping.....

10] Are you listening to music right now?yes...my blog music...although "the chicks" are bugging me so I might have to take them off....

11] Was it a boy or a girl to text you first today? Girl...KAMI IS MY ONLY TEXTING FRIEND.....to be honest...I get really excited to get texts.....it is such a new thing for me.....so if I like you....and you want to make my day..... text me...I love it.....

12] What is the 7th text in your inbox say and from who? "where the freak are you I need to measure Ester" ! BTW Kami its EST HER not ester....like the bunny wabbit....

13]Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?Yep, nipples......and a skull and bones on my back

14] How long can you go without your phone?As long as it takes me to go buy a new one....

15] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone & what did you talk about? Kami about stupid Wendy's guy......

16] Who last called you babe/baby?

no one, I don't really like that....... it reminds me of a old boy-fired.

17] Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?Never

18] Do you know anyone who is married that shouldn't be?hmmmmm YES!

19] If your ex said they hate you, you say? Who gives a flying goat?! why the crap do I care.....

20] Do you curse in front of your parents?No

21] What is your current annoyance? Popped collars.....

22] Last time you saw fireworks, with who & where?4th of July, in hell, with Nan's family

23] Who did you last lay in bed with?My kids...

24] Are you afraid of roller coasters? No, I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

25] What would you do if your best friend told you they were moving?I don't have friends...I keep telling you that!!!

26] Macy's gift card or Hollister gift card? Wha'ts hollister? it sounds dirty.....maybe there?

27] Who pissed you off yesterday?Nobody pissed me off yesterday....I think I reached the "I don't give crap" place in my life all on my own.

28] At what age do you want to be married?Well I am married...been there done that...got the t-shirt and the husband...the shirt is not so bad....anyone want a husband? LOL!

29] Where is your mom right now?Home in her dukes....

30] What are you supposed to be doing right now?Playing with my husband......

31] Are you slowly drifting away from someone? No but I feel grumpy.....is it cause I am prego????or am i just having a day.

32] When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty?I don't feel guilty.... I am grumpy.... turn up your hearing aid.....

33] Are you bored?not really...blah...and a little pissy.

34] What girls can you tell everything to?N/A

35] The last person you talked to on AIM/MSN?N/A

36] Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with an A?nope

37] Can you play guitar hero?Only at Craig's and I suck....no really I am wii tarted...

38] Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Cold.....cause I like to get warm........

39] What do you currently hear right now?quiet....

40] Three days in a hotel or NFL game tickets? 3 days in a hotel room...do I have to stay there the whole time? can I go get a massage.

41] How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids?I don't want kids.....

42] Would you rather watch football or baseball?FOOTBALL FOR SURE! GO JAZZ!!!

43] Where is your number one person on your friends list? at home

44] What's your ring tone?depends on who's calling....wouldn't you like to know what you are....maybe your "my secret lover".....or "my best friend"

45] Three things you did yesterday?Eat, sleep and hit kids

46] Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?maybe

47] When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?Better question....at what point do you walk out of your friends life?

48] Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a someone that treated you bad?
treat me bad????...ohhhh nooooo yooouuu diiiiiideeeeennnntttttt..... Yes....of course

49] Have you ever kissed in the rain?I have grown up in Oregon and I think I have done that alot...I really like to kiss.....I like big fat lips......

50] Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?yes

51] What are you doing tonight?Going to bed.

52] Do you know anyone who is pregnant? Too many! Tramps

53] Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?Every night....

54] Does anyone hate you?I suppose there is someone and they can kiss my butt!

55] Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?No....I don't forgive and forget.... very easily

I tag Kami, Nancy & Ken, Annie (I'd say David but I figure he is not a big blogger), Julianna & Cal, Sarah M., Kori, Mary, Shinae ...pretty much anyone who reads mine!

Adjust your headlight girls, the boys are staring.....

I remember the joy of sneaking out bra less as a teen. I only did it a couple of times and I consider it the height of my slutty rebellion. It was just a few times that I let them go free.....and...well, they looked good back then. Before the 4 kids. 

Ah yes.... the good old days. Now I realize that being without a bra out in public is just plain wrong. Well for me it is. I feel self conscious and spend most of my time crossing my arms and trying to hide them. I wear the big baggy sweatshirt and REALLY its only obvious at my age I have better things to worry about. 

If your a man.... You may not want to read the rest of this. Trust me......it might ruin you forever...... 

My boobs, ta-ta's or whatever you call your girls are not what they used to be. No...they’re not quite pathetic yet...but they’re close. The more weight I lose, the smaller they get. But when I am pregnant and I am larger, they are magnificent. Size 38 D, bordering on ginormous and nearly perky. Putting on a bra used to be a straight forward affair. Put it on, look cute, with no adjustments required. Now I go through the stack of bras, most of which have broken under wires, and pick one that looks like it will do the job. Then, it’s bend over and dangle the small C’s into the cups and stand up quick. After I get my blood pressure back, I twist my body into a pretzel position and close the sucker up. Wait, I’m not done. If you’re in your under twenty you put a shirt on and walk out the door. End of story. I’m in my thirties. Which I realize isn't old. But things change and we adjust to a new norm. Sometimes the new norm is something small like putting on a bra. Now I head to the mirror and adjust the girls... so the nipples are pointed in the same direction. But as I hit my late thirties the job is getting to be a bit tougher. I’m considering a level and a GPS unit to accomplish the task. Reach hand in bra, fiddle. Peer into mirror. Turn sideways. Reach into bra, fiddle. You get the point. At some point, they either look close, or I give up. Most days I settle for close. Lately, I’ve noticed that the once daily, level and electronic positioning device straightening is not enough. I’ve have been known to have to check them throughout the day. Because they wander into uncharted territory. Look, hoist, laugh it off. Especially if you’re in a women’s restroom with eighteen year old boobs. They don’t get it. I get some seriously odd looks. I think people fail to see the importance of the adjusting. Its not all vanity crooked nipple pain is a real thing. But it is like being crossed eyed... something just looks a little off. I mean really when one of your girls is looking up at the sky and her sister is hanging out with the armpit...Can you really not tell? Their twins, I mean, not identical.....you always have the one that is a little larger than the other, But they like to be seen together.....and they should be seen together. 

 

So adjust your headlights girls, the boys are staring.