Attention Walmart shoppers.............

So tiny, so cute......

How would I know that one day......he would grow horns.......

Standing in the check out line at Walmart.................

"Where's Brodie? "

"I don't know..... I thought you had him...."

"Why would I have him?....I HAVE 2 YOU HAVE 2!"

" I just thought he was with you!"

" WELL, I DON'T have him!!!!!.......... SO GO LOOK!"

Husband, marches off like my 5Th scolded child.....

After 5-8 Min's of looking....... everyone around me started to look panicked....I think they started to look at me like a horrible mother.....because I was not panicked.

It is not because for the last few weeks I have been threatening to sell him on eBay....OR just give him away for that matter. BUT because this a normal day in the life of Heather, Yes I hate to say it but I lose my children....Funny though, they get lost more when my fifth child is with me......

THE Boy.....what can I say about him.....You Hate to love him, you love to hate him. HE screams like a girl, he cry's like a girl,he throws trantrums like a girl. BUT I assure you his is all boy! He has the boy parts and everything......When you are changing his diaper, he try's to convince you it hurts........ so you will put lotion on him, ALL BOY! Gross yes, BUT something I am used too considering I married his father and he is all MIKE!

So back to Walmart......After a few minutes of checking his usual "run to spots".....

I say to the lady.................

"I have a lost child"

"oh my dear, I will get someone over here right away!"

So..... here comes 2 Walmart associates. Looking very serious....Me? Just hoping they don't recognize me from my last "LOST CHILD CALL".

" We need his age"

2

"we need his height"

um mm Small? I don't know, a 2 year old size....

"hair color"

Blond

"eyes"

Blue

" and what was he wearing"

That's funny, Cause he was wearing a shirt that said "I'M TROUBLE, DON'T MAKE ME SHOW YOU" Good day to wear it huh....(with a smile On my face, BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY!right?)

I guess not.....Walmart associates not looking so amused.....

After casually loading my Walmart filled cart.....The not so amused Walmart associate comes running over to me.....Winded

And says.....................

"we found him, BUT he keeps running from us...we have 3 Walmart associates keeping track of him....But every time anyone gets close to him he screams and runs away....You will need to go get him.....He wont let anyone get close....he is in men's ware now.....But I wont know for long....He is on the move, he is fast....... just .....Follow the screams"

As I run to men's ware.....I hear the Screams.....Devilish sorta screams.....Not the where is my mommy kinda screams......No....The this is a fun game and I am having a blast! Kinda screams! And just as the lady said .....Here is the 3 walmart associates trying to corral my 2 year old! All 3 looking very annoyed at the fact that the 2 year old was winning!

I walked over to them with my head down (hoping that they too do not recognize me) Say my Thank yous, Swoop up Brodie a drag him and scold him.

Brodie with a big smile on his face Say's to me was "Mommy wherd you doe?"

I think from now on we will be going to Target..................