As most of you know we have a large dog, and with a large dog bring large piles of "digested food" IE.. poop. On occasion these piles are stepped in by my kids and then tracked into the house on shoes.
So a few days ago Hannah, my 6 year old, walked into the house with a pile stuck to the bottom of her sandal. Mike told her to take off her sandals and leave them outside the door.
(see this is "MAN" thinking- leave sandals outside door and either of two things will happen; child will want to wear so called sandals and the wife will be force to clean them or # 2, poop will dry, slowly crumble off or will be easily beaten off with "MAN" power. AHH...Man at his best)
About 20 Min's later Hannah comes out of the bathroom walking through the living room with the so called sandals on....poop Free. Mike and I look at each other....
Mike asks Hannah if she cleaned her sandals off. With a look of shock ....shock that we noticed
Hannah smiles and says yes that she washed them in the bathroom.....as she quickly heads for the front door
I, then ask her what she cleaned it with. Imagining the horror scene in the bathroom.....
Her reply...ummm water? Posing a question with a question requires me to ask question...
Me.....what else? being a mom, I have re-cleaned plenty of things that they have "cleaned" already
Her reply....a wash rag....and.....the "and" being in Hushed tones
Me...Knowing with Hannah there is always way more to the story.....and what else?
Hannah.....a toothbrush....
Mike....in his excited voice... Hannah! Now you can't use your tooth brush, you do realize that was poop right?
Hannah....Yeah...
Mike.....well, now we will a have to throw your tooth brush away? right? confirming the truth and stupidity in a 6 year old child
Hannah.....No... you won't have to throw My tooth brush away....
Now.... I caught the strong MY in this sentence and saw what was coming next...
Mike...Yes we will...still not quite getting it....
Hannah...Looking very upset that Mike was even considering throwing away her free tooth brush NO! Not mine....ummm... cause I used Brodie's to clean them.....
Mike and I looked at each other.....Trying to hold the laughter back, but with no use.... laughter beginning to roar....
BUT with comical timing, Brodie;hearing clips the of story and putting 2 and 2 together, turns around and says.....
WHAT DID SHE SAY????
Some of you have asked why I keep my tooth brush in the kitchen??? Because nothing is safe......Oh the joys of raising children....
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Friday, July 9, 2010
Why I keep MY tooth brush in the kitchen....
Posted by Call me Hehaw at 7:03 PM
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oh i freaking love this i laughed so hard as i pictured all of this happening in my head!! YES it is true i am back to the world of blogging and oh how i have missed yours!! love it!
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